I was at a party last night and this weird nerd guy was screaming and punching the wall whenever he missed at beer pong and I cornered him later and I was like “Hey, can I give you some constructive criticism?” And he was like “Uhh ok.” And I was like “People would like you a lot more if you weren’t going around screaming and punching walls like a fucking creep.” And he got really scared and asked “Are you going to kill me?” And I literally dont understand how he got that from what I said. I think I’m scarier than I realize.
It’s like two people who don’t exist are interacting
this is a video of two people who accidentally find out that they’re both extraterrestrials after they realize they speak the same language unheard anywhere on earth and jimmy fallon realizes what is happening and he tries to put a stop to it because if the government finds out about it they’ll kill all three of them
does no one realize that robin hood was a terrible role model for young kids? i mean you are stealing from people (illegal) and those people (usually) worked hard to get their wealth. it really demotivates people to succeed when they know they can get something someone else worked for.
is this what rich people worry about lmao
who knew the sheriff of nottingham had a blog
How does someone read Robin Hood and miss the part where it’s set in feudal England. He stole from people who got their wealth by exploiting the poor, incidentally that’s all rich people to this very day.
Tune in next week when they tell you the story of Ebeneezer Scrooge, a benevolent job creator, harassed during his sleeping hours by the hellish socialist dead.
Wow. I had no idea other countries didn’t surround their borders as we do.
There’s a border somewhere in Holland I forgot which other country but it like runs through the outside seating area of a cafe or something
Oh man I think that’s a part of the Dutch-Belgian border, but I’m not sure.
My favourite one is the
Nieuwstraat/Neustraße border between The Netherlands and Germany. One side of the road is in Herzogenrath (Germany) and the other side is in Kerkrade (The Netherlands). Niewstraat is literally the Dutch translation of
Neustraße. (In English: New Street).
Like…
See the cars with the white license plates? Germany. The cars with the yellow license plate? The Netherlands. You literally are in another country when you cross the road.
also like I love how avengers infinity war was about having AS MANY CHARACTERS AS POSSIBLE and avengers: endgame is just like here’s eight white people
thanos’ snap was as random as an airport’s random security check
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